Anonymous asked: Hey Girlvert,

No girls ever want to do anal. What can I do?

—Ryan

Ryan,

Most girls are just not prepared for anal and are intimidated. They need to do enemas to get rid of the turds before you stick your cock in. If a girl is holding back a bunch of crap inside of her, the butthole tightens up and you will never even get to fingerfuck it. Unless you hang out with girls on drugs. They will be the least full of feces, because they are too strung-out to eat. So, if you want to fuck the ass of a woman you care about, give her an enema. It will loosen up and relax the hole.

xoxo Ori