Jolly Roger

It was cold and foggy like it always is on the Westside of Los Angeles in the morning. My call time was nine thirty, and I was going to be on time because Tyler wasn’t coming with me. That guy was probably late to his own birth. He actually wasn’t allowed to come to this shoot. The director, Spike, specifically said, “No boyfriends.” —from Girlvert: A Porno Memoir